Cabbie: How was tonight?
Me: Exhausting (as in falling asleep at the bar)
Cabbie: Well, who needs tonight? There is always tomorrow
Me: Right on. You should put that on the side of your cab, people will want to go home earlier...
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Cabbie: I met this girl earlier tonight, she’s beautiful, she asked me to guess her age, I guessed 34-35, she said right on. I asked her why she’s not married yet, she said "I haven’t met the right one" I said "well, I have the left one right here"